1 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,517 Previously, on " Super Pumped"... 2 00:00:05,602 --> 00:00:07,322 Frictionless experience for every passenger. 3 00:00:07,396 --> 00:00:08,485 Credit cards on file, 4 00:00:08,570 --> 00:00:09,991 You just get out of the car, get on with your life. 5 00:00:10,015 --> 00:00:11,539 - Tip? - No. Our rev share's. 6 00:00:11,602 --> 00:00:13,187 So good, our drivers don't need tips. 7 00:00:13,271 --> 00:00:15,585 Uber has some very special incentives. 8 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:16,670 Twenty dollars a mile? 9 00:00:16,702 --> 00:00:18,566 Yeah. Thrilled to have you exclusive to Uber. 10 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:19,836 New plan: We're gonna step up 11 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,495 the information technology on our drivers. 12 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:22,812 You mean surveillance? 13 00:00:22,949 --> 00:00:24,051 We don't have to use words like that. 14 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:26,220 - Might cross a line. - So far I can't get anyone to talk. 15 00:00:26,244 --> 00:00:28,836 There's dirt out there. I brought a shovel. 16 00:00:28,921 --> 00:00:31,585 Why do you have such a hard-on for my client? 17 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,938 Here's how Google rolls: 18 00:00:33,023 --> 00:00:35,149 They will bigfoot you, they will lowball you, 19 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:36,392 And you'll be screwed. 20 00:00:36,477 --> 00:00:37,769 Breakfast, Tuesday, 9:00 a.m. 21 00:00:37,853 --> 00:00:39,181 I want Larry Page there. 22 00:00:39,266 --> 00:00:42,060 You don't actually write code, do you, Tyler? 23 00:00:42,144 --> 00:00:43,186 Travis. 24 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:44,312 Kalanick. 25 00:00:44,396 --> 00:00:45,313 You got an ask? 26 00:00:45,397 --> 00:00:46,304 Quarter bil. 27 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:48,682 Our founder just raised some serious cash. 28 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,444 There is nowhere near enough fear. 29 00:00:52,529 --> 00:00:54,015 In Silicon Valley right now. 30 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,519 I think you will see some dead unicorns this year. 31 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:58,847 You're VC's, you're supposed to actually believe 32 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:00,468 in the company that you put money into, 33 00:01:00,539 --> 00:01:02,100 not just protect yourself from the possibility 34 00:01:02,124 --> 00:01:03,291 you made the wrong call. 35 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:04,626 Shit. 36 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:07,235 Opening theme music plays... 37 00:02:07,101 --> 00:02:11,697 "Rooster" by Alice in Chains playing... 38 00:02:55,153 --> 00:03:01,857 Wife and kids household pet. 39 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:07,937 Army green was no safe bet. 40 00:03:08,447 --> 00:03:10,968 Speaking Portuguese... 41 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,157 If I'm General Patton, and I fucking am, right? 42 00:03:23,242 --> 00:03:25,266 I mean, sorry, wait. Can I curse? I'm gonna curse. 43 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:29,437 If I'm Patton, is my point, then my drivers are my army. 44 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:32,065 My family. Really, la famiglia. Uber's one big family. 45 00:03:32,149 --> 00:03:35,258 The drivers, the executives, the investors, Google Ventures, 46 00:03:35,343 --> 00:03:36,610 They just came in heavy. 47 00:03:36,695 --> 00:03:38,947 Biggest investment they have ever made. 48 00:03:39,031 --> 00:03:41,449 That's how radical our vision is. 49 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:46,121 Yeah. 50 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:51,351 You know he ain't gonna die. 51 00:03:55,923 --> 00:03:57,173 Por favor! Não! 52 00:03:57,257 --> 00:03:59,676 What scares you? 53 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,387 I wouldn't really say anybody scares me. 54 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:03,639 I mean, what? 55 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:06,057 Big taxi? 56 00:04:06,141 --> 00:04:07,642 Crooked city legislators? 57 00:04:07,726 --> 00:04:12,751 - Clone startups? - You're referring to Lyft. 58 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:16,234 Uh, you won't hear me say that name. 59 00:04:16,318 --> 00:04:18,153 But, yeah, fuck Lyft. Fuck those guys. 60 00:04:18,237 --> 00:04:21,448 I mean, we beat them. Shook up the world and all that. 61 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:23,283 But it's ancient history, really. 62 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:24,617 It's from Uber's primordial era. 63 00:04:24,701 --> 00:04:26,911 It's pretty recent. 64 00:04:26,995 --> 00:04:28,163 Shit moves quick in the cut. 65 00:04:33,252 --> 00:04:35,003 So, what's next? 66 00:04:35,087 --> 00:04:37,130 World domination. Legit. 67 00:04:37,214 --> 00:04:39,424 Our next app update comes in 12 different languages. 68 00:04:39,508 --> 00:04:41,342 We're launching in Southeast Asia, China. 69 00:04:41,426 --> 00:04:43,678 Uber's gonna be ubiquitous across the globe. 70 00:04:43,762 --> 00:04:46,639 Transportation as reliable as running water. 71 00:04:46,723 --> 00:04:48,516 Here. 72 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:53,563 They come to snuff The rooster. 73 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:56,733 Young founders are a hot commodity in the Valley. 74 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:58,026 Oh, ahem. 75 00:04:59,778 --> 00:05:02,155 You must basically have women on-demand now too. 76 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:05,408 Yeah, we call that Boober. 77 00:05:05,492 --> 00:05:07,494 Okay, well, 78 00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:08,745 I think we should probably... 79 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:10,079 - Yes. - ...move things along. 80 00:05:10,163 --> 00:05:11,873 Don't forget your bag. 81 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:13,541 - All right. - Thank you. 82 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:14,959 We're gonna be right this way. 83 00:05:15,043 --> 00:05:16,253 Thanks. That was fun. 84 00:05:40,777 --> 00:05:44,951 We've got to get our arms around this as soon as possible. 85 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:48,111 Twelve murdered drivers in Brazil. 86 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:54,082 The boardroom is an imperium besieged, all right? 87 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:57,460 A board meeting is an end-times-style brawl. 88 00:05:57,544 --> 00:06:00,505 Katanas, battle axes, fucking ninja throwing stars. 89 00:06:00,589 --> 00:06:02,549 No weapon is off limits. 90 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,300 You play for power, survival, 91 00:06:04,384 --> 00:06:07,512 And you stay for the barbaric gore of it all. 92 00:06:07,596 --> 00:06:10,640 One weak swing loses support of the others, 93 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:12,892 And your blood paints the boardroom walls. 94 00:06:12,976 --> 00:06:14,727 That's a function of Brazil, not of Uber. 95 00:06:14,811 --> 00:06:16,854 How many taxi drivers died in that country? 96 00:06:16,938 --> 00:06:18,690 Probably a lot more than 12, right? 97 00:06:18,774 --> 00:06:20,793 No, you can't blame a country. The drivers are unsafe 98 00:06:20,817 --> 00:06:22,795 because the passengers don't have to have credit cards. 99 00:06:22,819 --> 00:06:24,362 Or IDs to open those accounts. 100 00:06:24,446 --> 00:06:26,197 Yeah, but that's why we have passengers. 101 00:06:26,281 --> 00:06:27,675 And, by the way, exponential growth. 102 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:29,701 It's the frictionless experience. 103 00:06:29,785 --> 00:06:33,246 You know. Think this through. 104 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:36,291 One journalist writes about your drivers being murdered. 105 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,960 While you're talking to another one about getting laid. 106 00:06:39,044 --> 00:06:40,628 - I did not... - Close enough. 107 00:06:40,712 --> 00:06:42,714 Where does that lead? What other attacks may come? 108 00:06:42,798 --> 00:06:44,382 Now just for the hell of it, 109 00:06:44,466 --> 00:06:47,260 imagine that news crews are, uh, picking up protests. 110 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:49,762 Outside the Uber offices down in Rio. 111 00:06:49,846 --> 00:06:53,975 Just when we're about to get the elusive foothold in China, 112 00:06:54,059 --> 00:06:56,227 Xi Jinping, he sees it. 113 00:06:56,311 --> 00:06:58,104 Pulls the plug on the whole operation. 114 00:06:58,188 --> 00:07:01,107 Other countries follow suit, and before you know it, 115 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:04,569 The whole fucking worldwide launches tank, Travis. 116 00:07:04,653 --> 00:07:08,531 And/or we do something to address the problem now. 117 00:07:08,615 --> 00:07:12,327 And let the drivers know that we give a shit about them. 118 00:07:12,411 --> 00:07:15,246 Pretty amped up, huh? 119 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:19,334 Well, it's not Gil's back porch, that's for sure. 120 00:07:19,418 --> 00:07:22,337 Is that some kind of Texas expression for bullshit? 121 00:07:22,421 --> 00:07:24,380 No. 122 00:07:24,464 --> 00:07:26,716 And no, Bill, 123 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,271 It sure isn't. 124 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:34,242 This is unfolding just like we thought it would 125 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:36,351 when we were jamming on this with Crystal and Angie 126 00:07:36,435 --> 00:07:38,102 up in the hot tub in Truckee. 127 00:07:38,186 --> 00:07:39,604 We've got a big lead. 128 00:07:39,688 --> 00:07:41,040 And we've got to protect it, right? 129 00:07:41,064 --> 00:07:42,857 - Hell, yeah. - Cheers. 130 00:07:42,941 --> 00:07:44,067 Hell, yeah. 131 00:07:50,115 --> 00:07:51,283 Hey. 132 00:07:54,035 --> 00:07:55,286 Remember this. 133 00:07:58,123 --> 00:07:59,290 Okay. 134 00:07:59,374 --> 00:08:01,501 No, no. No, I mean it. 135 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:04,962 It's been you and your best friends. 136 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:07,173 Planning the future in the open air. 137 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:08,966 Until now. 138 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:11,177 Hold on to that. Remember it. 139 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:14,180 Hell, savor this. 140 00:08:14,264 --> 00:08:16,117 That's the point of doing things with people you love. 141 00:08:16,141 --> 00:08:18,643 No, when we first met, you told me that you'd listen. 142 00:08:18,727 --> 00:08:22,911 But you wouldn't be bound, so don't give me the love shit. 143 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,607 They'll do what you say, 144 00:08:24,691 --> 00:08:26,818 But not out of fear or calculation. 145 00:08:26,902 --> 00:08:29,737 And you're gonna hear them the same way. 146 00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:34,659 But when this company becomes what I know it will... 147 00:08:34,743 --> 00:08:37,370 Board meetings are not gonna be like this anymore. 148 00:08:37,454 --> 00:08:39,497 I've been in plenty of boardrooms. 149 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:42,208 You have never been in anything like what you're building here. 150 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:44,412 When this thing becomes itself... 151 00:08:46,421 --> 00:08:48,339 Board meetings are gonna... 152 00:08:48,423 --> 00:08:51,551 Gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed with the World Series of Poker. 153 00:08:51,635 --> 00:08:52,844 Trust me. 154 00:08:52,928 --> 00:08:54,054 Sounds good. 155 00:08:58,183 --> 00:09:00,591 Hey, guys, get a beer. 156 00:09:01,061 --> 00:09:03,271 When that day comes... 157 00:09:04,356 --> 00:09:08,271 We on the same side of the battle? 158 00:09:08,693 --> 00:09:12,029 Well, if not, you and me will know we fucked up really good. 159 00:09:17,285 --> 00:09:18,578 Introduce you to the guys. 160 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,165 - Bill! - Good to see you again. 161 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:23,499 - Yeah, thank you. - Gil. 162 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,376 - Hi, Gil. - What's going on 163 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:28,351 I commissioned a driver survey. 164 00:09:28,839 --> 00:09:30,298 You talked to my drivers without me? 165 00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:33,351 That is squirrelly as fuck. 166 00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:39,974 Jesus. 167 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:42,685 Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy. 168 00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:45,062 Without their bonuses and their incentives, 169 00:09:45,146 --> 00:09:46,981 They're struggling, Travis. 170 00:09:47,065 --> 00:09:49,609 What kind of schools do they have in their countries? 171 00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:51,736 This spelling and grammar, Jesus Christ. 172 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:54,947 You know what? Spell and define "Manichaean," Graves, 173 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,908 Or kindly take a listening posture. 174 00:09:56,992 --> 00:10:00,995 It means seeing the world in good or evil only. 175 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:02,663 Which by the way, I kind of do. 176 00:10:02,747 --> 00:10:04,016 If you line up with me, you line up against me, 177 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,271 I never forget that shit. 178 00:10:06,751 --> 00:10:08,252 It's not time for philosophizing. 179 00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:09,504 It's time for tipping. 180 00:10:09,588 --> 00:10:11,271 Ti...? 181 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:15,843 That's your big solve for building driver trust? 182 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,845 - Maybe it's a start. - No. Sorry. 183 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:19,323 No, I don't think you guys are seeing. 184 00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:21,057 The full theater of war here. 185 00:10:21,141 --> 00:10:23,351 In a couple years, drivers won't even be an issue. 186 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:26,354 The future of Uber is one that moves beyond drivers. 187 00:10:26,438 --> 00:10:28,356 The future doesn't matter if we don't get there. 188 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:32,735 Tipping is an extra 20% to the drivers' bottom line. 189 00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:36,072 It shows them that we stand behind them as a company. 190 00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:37,532 Let them know they can trust you. 191 00:10:37,616 --> 00:10:39,271 Like I do, Travis. 192 00:10:39,495 --> 00:10:41,579 Flip the perception. 193 00:10:42,078 --> 00:10:44,997 Tipping begins to get that done. 194 00:10:45,081 --> 00:10:47,542 And it's also just right. 195 00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:56,801 No. 196 00:10:56,885 --> 00:10:58,553 I'm sorry, no. 197 00:10:58,637 --> 00:11:00,865 I'm not even gonna go on the defensive for a second, man. 198 00:11:00,889 --> 00:11:03,558 When I walk in this room, it should be like Kirk Gibson. 199 00:11:03,642 --> 00:11:05,351 Walking into Dodger Stadium. 200 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:08,354 One loud long cheer that goes on the whole fucking game. 201 00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:11,148 We're doing millions of rides a day, dude. 202 00:11:11,232 --> 00:11:15,194 I am making you what your comic books of your generation. 203 00:11:15,278 --> 00:11:16,904 Would call filthy rich. 204 00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:18,883 All right, all right. You want a standing ovation? 205 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:20,241 Fine, I'll stand up and clap. 206 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:22,243 But this isn't about my opinion. 207 00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:24,078 It's about trying to turn public opinion. 208 00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:24,787 You know, I... 209 00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:27,248 I don't mind kicking the drivers a few bucks each time. 210 00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:29,431 So why not make it a feature? 211 00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:33,546 After everything we just said about trust? 212 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:36,424 Did that whole Manichaean comment just miss you, dude? 213 00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:40,303 Look, some people got murdered. That is a terrible thing. 214 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:43,472 But let's not jump to asinine solutions like tipping and IDs 215 00:11:43,556 --> 00:11:46,058 that blow up our frictionless experience. 216 00:11:46,142 --> 00:11:50,311 Just because that's our only idea right now. 217 00:11:52,857 --> 00:11:54,192 All right. 218 00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:01,271 All right. 219 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:05,202 I move we put the question to a formal vote at the next meeting. 220 00:12:05,286 --> 00:12:07,271 Seconded. 221 00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:17,048 Hey, uh, let's talk Code Conference. 222 00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:18,943 Oh, yeah? There's someone you want me to dazzle? 223 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:20,718 Investor? Journalist? 224 00:12:20,802 --> 00:12:22,442 I'm your prize show jumper, ready to leap. 225 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:23,823 Just point me to the fucking fence. 226 00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:25,598 I know you can clear anything, 227 00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:28,476 but potential articles about you partying at a resort 228 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,061 right after a murder. 229 00:12:30,145 --> 00:12:33,272 So why don't you just lay low, relax? 230 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:36,943 David, it's Code Conference. 231 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:39,362 It's Silicon Valley's elite in concentrated form. 232 00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:41,489 If I don't go, then my competitors fill the vacuum. 233 00:12:41,573 --> 00:12:42,698 That's not an option. 234 00:12:42,782 --> 00:12:45,271 I'll see you there. 235 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,960 Fucking Gurley, man. 236 00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:56,379 We've got a more pressing situation. 237 00:12:56,463 --> 00:12:58,214 Go ahead, you want to yap, yap. 238 00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,402 Nine days since we sent the update. 239 00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:02,827 To the App Store for approval. 240 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,343 What? Nine days? No, that is way too long. 241 00:13:05,471 --> 00:13:07,201 The version that's up right now is fucking buggy. 242 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:09,642 It crashes like half the time the user tries to update. 243 00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,746 Their pickup locations, 150,000 dropped trips a day. 244 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:13,521 We're losing $4 million. 245 00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:15,356 Every day this update doesn't come out. 246 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,109 Maybe it's a glitch. Maybe Apple is just bogged down. 247 00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:19,420 There's a ton of new code in the build, 248 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:20,724 Plus the new language functions. 249 00:13:20,779 --> 00:13:22,947 The App Store does not get bogged down. 250 00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:24,365 Eddy Cue doesn't allow that. 251 00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:27,271 Maybe... 252 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:32,351 Maybe he knows the other thing. 253 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,631 You buried it deep, right? 254 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:43,911 - Right? - Yes. 255 00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:47,271 Yes, yes. He can't know. 256 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:50,391 All right, then cool. 257 00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:52,685 I mean, I'm gonna see Eddy Cue at Code, right? 258 00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:54,228 I'll work him over. I'll say, like, 259 00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:55,664 he's not trying to hurt us, you know. 260 00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:57,231 He needs us. 261 00:13:57,315 --> 00:13:59,235 We're the number one app in the App Store, right? 262 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,961 If Uber's all glitchy and we're losing users, 263 00:14:00,985 --> 00:14:02,194 it's not just us losing. 264 00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:03,904 Apple loses too, okay? 265 00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:05,364 I go to Code, I crush it. 266 00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:06,907 By the way, then the board sees 267 00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:10,071 they can't vote against me. 268 00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:25,718 Yeah, let me introduce you. 269 00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:28,012 Hey, I found her wandering around out front. 270 00:14:28,096 --> 00:14:30,723 New hire on your Site Reliability Section, 271 00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:32,558 So I know she's a rock star. 272 00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:34,351 I mean, I'm an engineer, not a... 273 00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:38,791 Leave her with me so I can give her the rock star treatment. 274 00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:41,567 I knew I hired on at the right place. 275 00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:44,945 Yeah. No doubt. See you around the water cooler. 276 00:14:45,029 --> 00:14:46,739 I remember your résumé. 277 00:14:46,823 --> 00:14:48,491 Double major from Penn in physics. 278 00:14:48,575 --> 00:14:50,451 And, wait, don't tell me, all right? 279 00:14:50,535 --> 00:14:53,120 I love a woman who does double Penn. 280 00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:55,271 Philosophy. 281 00:14:58,585 --> 00:15:00,062 I'm really excited to be working here. 282 00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:02,271 Feels like sailing over the moon. 283 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:03,964 Poetic. 284 00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:05,758 Uh, where did you grow up? 285 00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:07,134 Where'd you go to high school? 286 00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:08,761 Homeschooled. Self-taught, really. 287 00:15:08,845 --> 00:15:10,346 In Arizona. 288 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,391 You don't look homeschooled. 289 00:15:15,059 --> 00:15:16,393 I've been studying our platform, 290 00:15:16,477 --> 00:15:18,479 and I already have ideas on how to begin. 291 00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:20,356 Standardizing some of our microservices. 292 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,399 A self-starter. 293 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:26,112 You'll do well here. 294 00:15:26,196 --> 00:15:30,950 Uh, just, um, pick any spot to work and dive right in. 295 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,076 Okay. 296 00:15:43,004 --> 00:15:46,257 Habibti, I'm going to stay in the city tonight. 297 00:15:46,341 --> 00:15:47,842 Can't you come home? 298 00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,635 Got to get an early start. You know that. 299 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:51,345 So wake up early. 300 00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:53,029 I'll get up with you, make strong coffee. 301 00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:55,558 I get more sleep this way. 302 00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:57,271 Where will you stay? 303 00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:00,563 With a driver friend. 304 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:02,356 He has an extra bedroom. 305 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,400 The money is worthless if I never see you. 306 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:05,569 If the kids don't. 307 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:07,653 Quality time in the dark isn't so great. 308 00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:10,552 When I can't pay the electricity bill. 309 00:16:13,785 --> 00:16:15,271 I'll see you tomorrow. 310 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:25,440 TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock. 311 00:17:26,524 --> 00:17:27,817 Going in hot. 312 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:35,449 Now, whose plus-one are you? 313 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:38,619 Oh, you're with the waitstaff? I'll take a dry gin martini. 314 00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:40,120 I can't say I'm exactly happy. 315 00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:41,789 To see you here tonight though, huh? 316 00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:43,517 - Why is that, Travis? - 'Cause you should be. 317 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:46,460 In your office rubber-stamping our app update. 318 00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:48,212 Come on, your guys are killing me. 319 00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:49,690 Can you put a boot in someone's ass, get this done? 320 00:17:49,714 --> 00:17:51,632 Sure thing, TK. Anything for you. 321 00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:53,634 It's my raison d'être. 322 00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:55,863 And text me a list of what else you'd like me to do for you. 323 00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:57,388 I didn't mean it like that. 324 00:17:57,472 --> 00:17:58,866 I'm just saying, I got to get this done. 325 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,474 My guys are all over me. 326 00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:03,271 Okay. 327 00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:14,738 Oh, look at this. 328 00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:16,740 Picture me and Sergey Brin in TechCrunch 329 00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:18,200 jamming over dinner. 330 00:18:18,284 --> 00:18:19,678 Think the board can shut their mouths. 331 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:20,953 About our public image problem, 332 00:18:27,585 --> 00:18:30,711 - Sergey, it's such a pleasure. - It's so good to see you. 333 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,339 I never thought I'd say this, 334 00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:34,633 But he is totally pulling off those Crocs. 335 00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:37,094 Sergey, it's a pleasure. 336 00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:40,791 Yeah, for him, the Crocs are a power move. 337 00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:44,476 Hi, partner. 338 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,080 It's great to be breaking bread with you. 339 00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:47,313 Is this, uh, table four? 340 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:50,511 I'm supposed to be at table four. 341 00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:58,981 - Hello. Hi, how are you? - Hi. 342 00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:00,316 Pleasure. I'm Sergey. 343 00:19:00,401 --> 00:19:01,813 Gabi. 344 00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:05,414 Our endgame is to build the TCP/IP for real life. 345 00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:07,291 Like, I want to be the packet switching. 346 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,293 For the physical world. 347 00:19:09,377 --> 00:19:12,421 Well, you'd first have to turn each shipment and passenger. 348 00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,715 Into the same uniform size. 349 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,925 That's what they said to the Wright brothers. 350 00:19:17,009 --> 00:19:19,345 About fixed-wing air travel, right? 351 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:21,680 That was a different problem entirely. 352 00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:24,600 No, I know that. I'm just saying it's... 353 00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:28,312 So, um, your mother is from Beijing, Gabi? 354 00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:30,064 Have you ever been? 355 00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:32,399 Uh, no, only once when I was a baby. 356 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:34,336 But I've got relatives that I'm hoping to go and meet... 357 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:38,711 Hold on, did you have research done on her or something? 358 00:19:38,906 --> 00:19:40,199 I bet you could give me a bio 359 00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:41,718 on, like, everybody in this room, huh? 360 00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,535 Oh, I was just asking. 361 00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:48,871 Where she was from while you were ordering, man. 362 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,086 So when you go, uh, you should take the Hutong Food Tour. 363 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:56,006 They're these alleyways with different stalls. 364 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,471 - Each stall has its... oh... - Sergey! 365 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:06,934 Uh, each stall is another sort of exotic, uh, delicacy. 366 00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:09,395 I ate a snow leopard paw. 367 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,272 The paw of a snow leopard. 368 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:16,911 What they do is they take the leopard's paw and crack it. 369 00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:20,531 You think you know her, 370 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:22,134 but that's just 'cause you know her name. 371 00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:24,743 Arianna Huffington. 372 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,787 This is not somebody who says the first thing. 373 00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:28,789 That pops into her cabeza, Daddy-o. 374 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:31,959 If a chess grandmaster is always three steps ahead, 375 00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,669 this gal is on the moving sidewalk. 376 00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,355 While you're still tying your shoestrings. 377 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,131 She started a news and culture website 378 00:20:37,215 --> 00:20:38,495 where the writers didn't get paid 379 00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:39,735 fucking dick for their writing. 380 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,636 And she went ahead and sold it for $300 million. 381 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,932 And she was just getting her motor revving. 382 00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:48,896 - [waiter[ Sir. - Thank you. 383 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:55,357 The notorious bad boy of tech. 384 00:20:55,441 --> 00:20:58,569 Were you offended by my Boober comment too? 385 00:20:58,653 --> 00:21:00,529 Because I'll tell you what I told my publicist, 386 00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:02,322 I'm not going on an apology tour. 387 00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:04,491 Offended? Darling, you're talking to someone. 388 00:21:04,575 --> 00:21:08,328 Who's had to sit at meals with Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan. 389 00:21:08,412 --> 00:21:10,664 Listen to them talk. 390 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,458 Find common ground. 391 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,585 The people who would... Thank you. 392 00:21:14,669 --> 00:21:17,129 Who would take offense at you crowing a little bit. 393 00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:19,631 Just don't understand. 394 00:21:19,715 --> 00:21:21,675 Every successful person I know. 395 00:21:21,759 --> 00:21:24,178 Enjoys their success in their own way. 396 00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:27,347 Or they don't stay successful very long. 397 00:21:27,431 --> 00:21:30,017 And they certainly don't feel it. 398 00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:33,729 No, serving yourself is serving your company, 399 00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:35,189 Which is serving the world. 400 00:21:35,273 --> 00:21:36,565 I'm... 401 00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:38,859 I know who you are, Miss Huffington. 402 00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:40,402 - Arianna, please. - Arianna. 403 00:21:40,486 --> 00:21:42,529 And, yes, you are so right. 404 00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,364 This is what I was trying to tell my board. 405 00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:46,200 They didn't even want me to show up here. 406 00:21:46,284 --> 00:21:48,076 So many young founders burn out quickly. 407 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,871 Here one year, gone the next. 408 00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:54,500 Because they stopped listening to their own voice. 409 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,919 Or because they only listen to it. 410 00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:59,880 But you, Travis, 411 00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:01,423 when I look at you, 412 00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:03,300 I can see that you belong here. 413 00:22:03,384 --> 00:22:04,885 Damn straight I do. 414 00:22:04,969 --> 00:22:06,196 Uber isn't going anywhere, and neither am I. 415 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,138 - Good. - You know what? 416 00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:11,308 You should give us a ride sometime. 417 00:22:11,392 --> 00:22:16,871 If you like it, tweet about us. And my contact's on there too. 418 00:22:18,274 --> 00:22:20,192 You are good. 419 00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:22,528 I'm seeing it all. 420 00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,238 I love it. 421 00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:27,824 If you think you see it all, give it another think. 422 00:22:27,908 --> 00:22:29,702 Tamara! 423 00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:46,799 I got you a drink. 424 00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:48,384 Why? I'm sober. 425 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,695 Fucked that up. Sorry. 426 00:22:51,849 --> 00:22:54,893 No, I'll be able to resist, trust me. 427 00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:56,270 Okay. 428 00:22:56,354 --> 00:22:58,105 Well, more for me, I guess. 429 00:22:58,189 --> 00:23:01,006 Um, I think it's really cool that you got to come to Code. 430 00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:03,385 I'm really glad you're here. 431 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:05,344 - Yeah, I know, right? - Yeah. 432 00:23:05,429 --> 00:23:07,382 It's nice to see all the hard work paying off, you know? 433 00:23:07,406 --> 00:23:10,431 Finally made it to the VIP dinner. 434 00:23:10,991 --> 00:23:12,631 Where you belong, for sure. 435 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,384 - To the VIP dinner. - Yeah! There you go. 436 00:23:17,468 --> 00:23:21,137 Well, I'll be at the hotel pool tonight if, uh, you should... 437 00:23:21,221 --> 00:23:23,473 Oh, I think... I'll see what Travis wants to do. 438 00:23:23,557 --> 00:23:25,809 Hey, I'm kind of tired. You ready to go? 439 00:23:25,893 --> 00:23:27,827 Yeah. Sure. 440 00:23:29,063 --> 00:23:30,647 It was so nice to meet you. 441 00:23:30,731 --> 00:23:32,947 And you, Gabi. 442 00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:48,123 Next time you could try being a little more professional. 443 00:23:48,207 --> 00:23:50,041 I was just being polite. 444 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,668 You told me to impress him. 445 00:23:51,752 --> 00:23:53,563 Not by letting him think you wanted to fuck him. 446 00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:56,339 If I wanted to, I could be right now. 447 00:23:56,423 --> 00:23:58,568 Rather than sitting here and taking this shit from you. 448 00:23:58,592 --> 00:23:59,912 I didn't say you really wanted to. 449 00:23:59,968 --> 00:24:01,237 I'm saying that's what he thought. 450 00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:02,739 You know, Travis, I have two moves in that spot. 451 00:24:02,763 --> 00:24:04,431 Walk away, stand in. 452 00:24:04,515 --> 00:24:06,395 I didn't want to make a scene and embarrass you. 453 00:24:06,475 --> 00:24:08,560 Well, you did both. It's okay. 454 00:24:08,644 --> 00:24:10,455 Tomorrow, I'll just go to the events by myself, 455 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:11,748 because I need Sergey to like me. 456 00:24:11,772 --> 00:24:13,899 To focus on me, not you. 457 00:24:35,629 --> 00:24:36,963 Hey. 458 00:24:37,047 --> 00:24:41,384 Um, something happened last night. 459 00:24:41,468 --> 00:24:44,963 I was talking to Gil and, um... 460 00:24:45,047 --> 00:24:47,307 He, uh... 461 00:24:47,391 --> 00:24:49,225 What? Tell me. 462 00:24:50,602 --> 00:24:52,020 He touched me. 463 00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:54,689 What? That piece of shit. Are you okay? 464 00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:56,274 Yeah, I... I'm good. I just... 465 00:24:56,358 --> 00:24:58,443 I want to make sure it doesn't happen again. 466 00:24:58,527 --> 00:25:00,362 Okay. 467 00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:04,267 I need to know exactly what happened. 468 00:25:04,658 --> 00:25:10,467 I need to know how badly I'm gonna fuck this guy up. 469 00:25:10,581 --> 00:25:13,583 Uh, he... 470 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,752 Could I get a Diet Coke with a lime? 471 00:25:15,836 --> 00:25:20,632 I will have what she's having, but put rum in mine. 472 00:25:20,716 --> 00:25:24,587 Hey, we should totally go for a walk on that beach pass. 473 00:25:31,018 --> 00:25:33,061 I mean, I stopped him, but yeah. 474 00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:34,854 Yeah, that never should have happened. 475 00:25:34,938 --> 00:25:36,791 - I really wish it hadn't. - Listen, don't worry. 476 00:25:36,815 --> 00:25:38,495 I'm gonna take care of you, okay? I got it. 477 00:25:38,525 --> 00:25:41,277 I'm gonna dismantle that motherfucker. 478 00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:44,447 Okay? 479 00:25:44,531 --> 00:25:45,574 Yeah. 480 00:25:46,783 --> 00:25:49,119 I swear to God, Jesus... 481 00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:50,954 Fucking asshole. 482 00:25:51,038 --> 00:25:52,947 It's fucked up. 483 00:26:01,548 --> 00:26:04,107 You good? You want anything? 484 00:26:06,261 --> 00:26:07,679 Not hungry? Okay. 485 00:27:00,524 --> 00:27:02,650 Bravo! 486 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:04,986 Very cool, Sergey. 487 00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,863 The future is here. 488 00:27:06,947 --> 00:27:09,365 Yeah, we have a good feeling about this tech. 489 00:27:09,449 --> 00:27:13,036 Um, but yeah, I said that about Google Glass, so... 490 00:27:14,496 --> 00:27:16,039 I think top of everyone's mind 491 00:27:16,123 --> 00:27:17,684 is the incredible potential with this dev. 492 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:21,169 Owning a car could become antiquated. 493 00:27:21,253 --> 00:27:24,088 The entire insurance industry could disappear. 494 00:27:24,172 --> 00:27:28,134 Uh, is Google considering starting 495 00:27:28,218 --> 00:27:30,499 a self-driving ride-hailing service? 496 00:27:31,638 --> 00:27:35,725 Well, the only thing I can say about that is, uh, 497 00:27:35,809 --> 00:27:37,603 Anything is possible. 498 00:27:50,782 --> 00:27:52,947 Hey, Drummond! 499 00:27:55,287 --> 00:27:57,307 So that whole "lay low" thing, that was bullshit, right? 500 00:27:57,331 --> 00:27:59,582 You didn't want me to come here so I wouldn't see that. 501 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,477 So I'd just hear about it and then settle down. 502 00:28:01,501 --> 00:28:03,044 Before you had to deal with me. 503 00:28:03,128 --> 00:28:04,928 The settling down part makes sense, TK. Do it. 504 00:28:05,005 --> 00:28:06,482 Yeah, I almost feel like it, because my own investors. 505 00:28:06,506 --> 00:28:08,049 Are plotting to render Uber obsolete. 506 00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:10,445 - Plotting? Plotting? Sergey... - Sergey just got on stage, 507 00:28:10,469 --> 00:28:13,304 and he demonstrated the intention and the means. 508 00:28:13,388 --> 00:28:15,265 Of my demise while smiling for the camera. 509 00:28:15,349 --> 00:28:17,100 Not the plan at all. Think about it, TK. 510 00:28:17,184 --> 00:28:19,727 We just invested 250 mil with you. 511 00:28:19,811 --> 00:28:22,272 Why would we throw a grenade and run right into it? 512 00:28:22,356 --> 00:28:23,916 I don't know, but that's what Sergey said. 513 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:26,150 You heard him. Did he tell you to ask me not to come? 514 00:28:26,234 --> 00:28:29,529 Is he trying to get me out of the way, or is Larry? 515 00:28:29,613 --> 00:28:33,157 Larry and Sergey don't really know who you are, TK. 516 00:28:34,701 --> 00:28:36,869 I find that a little hard to believe. 517 00:28:36,953 --> 00:28:38,723 Sergey was trying to climb into my girlfriend. 518 00:28:38,747 --> 00:28:40,873 Pretty good last night. 519 00:28:40,957 --> 00:28:42,917 Well, I think that was more about her than you, 520 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:45,128 and proves my point, because let me tell you. 521 00:28:45,212 --> 00:28:47,797 Who he wouldn't try to take a woman from. 522 00:28:47,881 --> 00:28:49,841 Zuck or Bezos. 523 00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:54,470 Smart you came looking for me. 524 00:28:54,554 --> 00:28:57,807 That presentation was a direct attack on you and your business. 525 00:28:57,891 --> 00:28:59,434 Right? But they won't cop to it. 526 00:28:59,518 --> 00:29:01,269 I just lost my cool with David Drummond. 527 00:29:01,353 --> 00:29:03,688 I couldn't let him stand there and lie to my face. 528 00:29:03,772 --> 00:29:05,857 But, I mean, he's our highest profile investor. 529 00:29:05,941 --> 00:29:07,525 With a board seat. 530 00:29:07,609 --> 00:29:08,985 Here's what you do. 531 00:29:09,069 --> 00:29:10,653 Find a new investor with deep pockets, 532 00:29:10,737 --> 00:29:13,031 someone you can put on the board and count on, 533 00:29:13,115 --> 00:29:15,116 To dilute Google's influence. 534 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,785 I mean, I have VCs knocking on my door every day. 535 00:29:17,869 --> 00:29:19,704 But if I'm gonna put someone on the board, 536 00:29:19,788 --> 00:29:21,182 I need to trust the fuck out of them. 537 00:29:21,206 --> 00:29:22,707 I don't trust anybody right now. 538 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,511 Well, I would offer myself for the position, 539 00:29:24,543 --> 00:29:25,793 but there's a conflict. 540 00:29:25,877 --> 00:29:28,212 HuffPo covers Uber too closely. 541 00:29:28,296 --> 00:29:31,299 Second, you need your own self-driving tech. 542 00:29:31,383 --> 00:29:34,844 Being the best doesn't matter. Being first does. 543 00:29:34,928 --> 00:29:36,804 Whether you build it or buy it, 544 00:29:36,888 --> 00:29:39,987 You need to beat Google to the product. 545 00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:49,589 Levandowski. 546 00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:52,947 Kalanick. 547 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,586 Now that we dispensed with fineries, talk, talking man. 548 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,632 You're the one that should be talking up on that stage. 549 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:04,093 Sergey was basking in the light of your work, 550 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,305 But he didn't make this car go, you did. 551 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:09,433 And yet they didn't make you head. 552 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,977 Of Google's self-driving unit. It's weird, right? 553 00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:15,397 Oh, you can't sow dissent where it's already growing wild. 554 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,107 They won't let me do open road tests. 555 00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,110 Scared of the potential optics of a crash. 556 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:23,822 So they promoted a Larry Page kiss-ass over me. 557 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,325 You got to break some egg-shaped cars. 558 00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:29,119 To make a fucking self-driving omelet, right? 559 00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:30,955 Exactly. 560 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,998 But I'm the only one with the stones to say that. 561 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:36,168 You're not the only one. I've always been my own boss. 562 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,128 I hire geniuses. 563 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,547 I let them say and do whatever the fuck they want. 564 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:43,210 Geniuses like you. 565 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:44,885 Imagine that. 566 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,637 Running your own team. 567 00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:48,574 Calling your own shots. Isn't that what you want? 568 00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:49,849 That's what I want. 569 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,060 Fuck these guys. 570 00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:55,210 Let's beat them. 571 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,606 Oh, that's insane. 572 00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,400 Oh, I know, I know, they're giants, right? 573 00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:01,110 They are monster fucking aliens. 574 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:02,838 And they think we're the goddamn Looney Tunes. 575 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,531 But guess what? I'm Michael Jordan. 576 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:07,210 And so are you. 577 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,369 - How could we both...? - It's a cartoon. 578 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:12,329 We make the rules. That's what I'm saying. 579 00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:14,623 Yeah. Okay. 580 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:17,334 Taking on Google with their resources? 581 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,503 It's too crazy. 582 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:20,713 Too much risk. 583 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,172 Fuck Larry Page. 584 00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:24,466 Fuck Sergey Brin. Fuck Google, man. 585 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,230 Those guys? They're the establishment, man. 586 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,720 We're the renegades. 587 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,364 I take fear, I mix it up with some lams. 588 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,849 I feed it to my dog for breakfast. 589 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,118 Google's on your damn board, man. 590 00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:34,560 They're calling your shots 591 00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:35,954 no matter how big of a game you talk. 592 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:37,688 Wrong. Nobody controls me. 593 00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:39,398 Especially my own board. 594 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:42,192 And I made it so by stealing from Google's own playbook. 595 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:44,903 I gave Uber a dual-class stock structure too. 596 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:46,447 And me and my boy Garrett, 597 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:48,699 We are the only ones with super-voting shares. 598 00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:51,452 I can block anything that any board member tries to do. 599 00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:54,122 And I can't be fired. 600 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,189 You're a devious motherfucker. 601 00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:04,590 I'm a disruptor. 602 00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,568 Sometimes that means being a devious motherfucker. 603 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:10,730 Sometimes it means being an obnoxious asshole. 604 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:14,016 When you're ready, come by my office, 605 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,060 Tap on the glass. 606 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:34,787 "My girlfriend has no problem finding other partners." 607 00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:37,372 It's not as easy for me, since I'm always here. 608 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,833 The whole "open relationship" thing. 609 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,919 Is working out better for her. 610 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:45,506 I decided I got to look around here for someone. 611 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:46,965 Then you walked in. 612 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:49,760 L-O-L. 613 00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,098 Winky face. 614 00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:57,768 Mm, God. 615 00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,853 That's pretty pathetic. 616 00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:02,397 It really is. 617 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:06,130 I feel kind of bad for the guy. 618 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,695 I don't. 619 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,579 It's so easy to just not say things like that. 620 00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:12,324 - To your employees, you know. - I know. 621 00:33:12,408 --> 00:33:16,120 Just sounds like he's lonely, though. 622 00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:19,498 But that's not really an excuse. 623 00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:23,669 I mean, isn't there a protocol for these kinds of situations? 624 00:33:23,753 --> 00:33:26,130 You could put in a complaint. 625 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,173 Craig will be notified. 626 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:29,925 Technically it's anonymous, 627 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:32,530 But he'll probably know that it came from you. 628 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,098 That's my only option? 629 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,975 Leadership loves Craig. 630 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,351 He's a high performer. 631 00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,687 This is a first-time offense for him. 632 00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:45,190 I don't really see a need to ruin his life. 633 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,276 Over something so small. 634 00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:00,414 I don't feel comfortable working under him. 635 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,332 We could switch you to a different team. 636 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,043 But this is the star team. 637 00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:09,210 Because Craig is a star. 638 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:16,221 You see? 639 00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:43,883 Motherfuck! The update's still not out? 640 00:34:43,968 --> 00:34:45,435 The board thinks it's coming out today. 641 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:47,062 Gurley's gonna be sniffing around our shit. 642 00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,213 Like some fuckin' TSA Belgian Malinois. 643 00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:50,422 What the hell's the holdup? 644 00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,798 Eddy Cue is friendly, right? 645 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:53,926 Yeah, no, that guy fuckin' loves me, 646 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,053 Which I do not feel from my own board. 647 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,429 I feel... judged. 648 00:34:57,513 --> 00:34:58,889 The board is fuckin' legit. 649 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,599 Being judgy as hell right now. 650 00:35:00,683 --> 00:35:02,142 I want to add somebody else. 651 00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:03,602 Board won't add unless that person. 652 00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:05,103 Can bring some serious dough. 653 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:06,939 No, I know. 654 00:35:07,023 --> 00:35:08,792 Anybody I add's gonna buy the ride, don't worry. 655 00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:10,525 A huge fuck-you to Drummond. 656 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,570 Exactly. Sequoia... 657 00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:15,489 I mean, they have the capital, 658 00:35:15,573 --> 00:35:17,551 But fuck them, I'm not giving them a second chance. 659 00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:19,326 Andreessen, they backed the other guys. 660 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:20,869 Plus, him and Gurley, 661 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:24,081 they're like Dom Toretto and Owen Shaw, so... 662 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,125 Um... oh. 663 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:30,796 What about David Bonderman at TPG? 664 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,631 TPG? 665 00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:34,466 TPG is Google Ventures' biggest competitor. 666 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:36,134 Oh, is it really? 667 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:38,720 Google will take it as a declaration of war. 668 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:42,307 Sergey started the war. I'm just gonna win it. 669 00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:44,268 Okay, well, to that end, 670 00:35:44,352 --> 00:35:45,811 I can get you TPG, 671 00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:47,813 But not Bonderman. 672 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:50,148 He'll put a junior on. Doesn't take board seats anymore. 673 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:51,483 No, it's gotta be him. 674 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,151 True independent. 675 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,945 I'm saying, I need somebody that cannot be. 676 00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:56,571 Fucked with by my opponents. 677 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,865 Then we should go back to let's find someone else. 678 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,492 No. 679 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:02,078 I'm gonna show you something. 680 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,372 See this? 681 00:36:05,456 --> 00:36:07,416 That's Levandowski. 682 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,584 I'm gonna poach him. He's warming to it. 683 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,630 I'm gonna leave these fuckers with nothing on their plates. 684 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:18,051 Strafing the enemy while they march, oblivious. 685 00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:19,803 Genius strategy. 686 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,263 Yeah, but, also, once we do that, 687 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,223 We have to take it the whole fuckin' way. 688 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:25,267 Oh, yeah. Knife-gun- hospital-morgue. 689 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,562 You know, you take from me, I take tenfold. 690 00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:30,689 They are bigger, stronger, richer. 691 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:32,190 We can't forget that. 692 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:33,585 What did... did David's best friend 693 00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:34,651 say this shit to David 694 00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:35,861 when he was loading the rock. 695 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:37,154 Into the fuckin' sling? 696 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,447 Oh, you want a sling? 697 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:40,866 I get you a fuckin' sling by 3:00. 698 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,201 My job is to lay out the facts. 699 00:36:43,285 --> 00:36:44,703 And have your back no matter what. 700 00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:47,039 You want to do this, we fuckin' do it. 701 00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:48,892 Yeah, I've been spoiling to fight these pricks. 702 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,894 Ever since they made us come begging to 'em for money. 703 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,627 I'll get you that meeting with Bonderman. 704 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,130 Then, well, it'll be up to you. 705 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:57,341 Let's fuckin' go. 706 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,182 Hey, I didn't bring it up, 707 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:08,570 because I know you're dealing with a lot right now... 708 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:11,188 but that interview... 709 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:13,440 Uh, don't worry about that. 710 00:37:13,524 --> 00:37:15,734 It's a public persona thing. 711 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:17,903 You know, Dean Martin drank milk, 712 00:37:17,987 --> 00:37:19,571 But he acted like a drunk. 713 00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:21,573 I mean, I wish you didn't have to do. 714 00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:23,210 The posturing part. 715 00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:29,206 But I get it. 716 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,210 And I know the real you. 717 00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:36,380 See, I wish I could have you on my fucking board. 718 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:40,217 - Yeah? - Yeah. 719 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,344 Oh, my God. 720 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:45,180 They'd be so distracted by you, they wouldn't say shit to me. 721 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,491 Can you imagine that? 722 00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:50,894 The best thing about Travis. 723 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,938 Is he'll run through walls to win. 724 00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:56,608 The worst thing about him is, he thinks everything's a wall. 725 00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:58,414 Have you lost faith in him? 726 00:37:58,499 --> 00:38:01,251 No. No. 727 00:38:01,336 --> 00:38:02,746 It's just that he's got unfettered power, 728 00:38:02,770 --> 00:38:04,184 which we helped give him, 729 00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:06,076 and he's spinning off course a bit. 730 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,787 We just need to be his bumpers. 731 00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,849 Help keep this thing from heading toward the gutter. 732 00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:15,460 We redirect him in a small way. He sees that it's better. 733 00:38:15,544 --> 00:38:16,795 Then we can work with him. 734 00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:18,338 I get it, but Travis has more power. 735 00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:21,007 Than any of us because of his super shares. 736 00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,343 Exactly. 737 00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:25,137 Our hope is to team up. 738 00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:27,055 We can't bully him. 739 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:30,976 But if we sit back right now, we do nothing, might lose him. 740 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:34,410 Might not be able to reach him again. 741 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:40,330 Now is the moment for intervention. 742 00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:44,239 So on the tipping thing, we need your vote. 743 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:46,241 Oh, I see that. 744 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:49,210 I see that you do. 745 00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:56,001 Look, Travis threw a tantrum in front of me at Code. 746 00:38:56,085 --> 00:38:57,294 At me, really. 747 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,671 I didn't like how he talked. 748 00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:02,330 About my guys Larry and Sergey. 749 00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:08,530 That ego is getting in the way. It needs to be checked. 750 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,210 I'm in. 751 00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:28,283 David fucking Bonderman. 752 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:29,367 Bondo. 753 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,079 Guy manages about a trillion. 754 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:36,370 Through the private equity shop, TPG. 755 00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:42,730 His investments sprinkle fairy dust throughout the Valley. 756 00:39:43,007 --> 00:39:46,370 Unparalleled brutality in the boardroom. 757 00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:50,263 This guy is the motherfucking ringer. 758 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:53,016 Revenue. Growth projections. Some security measures. 759 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,536 Do you want to go through any of that? 760 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,853 I don't pick pepper out of fly shit. 761 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,396 I know the numbers. 762 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,315 You want my $90 million, 763 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:03,693 You should know a board seat comes our way in exchange. 764 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,987 Not our way. Comes to you. 765 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,906 Oh, I don't do that anymore. 766 00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:11,576 I have a suite full of vice presidents to pick from. 767 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,995 One of them will take the seat and get granular. 768 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,830 No deal. It's got to be you. 769 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,500 Not sure you know what you're asking. 770 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,086 I have to put juniors. 771 00:40:21,170 --> 00:40:24,005 In these board seats because of the scale of our operation. 772 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:27,717 Downside is, a younger man might get swayed by a founder. 773 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:29,302 I won't. 774 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:32,556 No puppet strings attached. 775 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,102 I call my own shots and cast my votes the way I see fit. 776 00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:41,773 That isn't exactly what some past operators were looking for. 777 00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:43,775 And they learned the hard way. 778 00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:45,443 Well, that is what I'm looking for. 779 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,445 So if it's not your ass in the seat, 780 00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:49,573 $90 million or not, 781 00:40:49,657 --> 00:40:51,867 No deal. 782 00:41:09,218 --> 00:41:11,094 David. 783 00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:13,210 See you soon. 784 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:19,210 Fuck yeah. 785 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,398 - It's the entire list. - Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. 786 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:26,067 - This is it. - Here he is. 787 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,652 So Olivia Longociu just published. 788 00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:31,072 Our entire list of data access permissions. 789 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:34,826 - You goin' to the sandwich shop? - Yeah, let's do it. 790 00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:47,130 So I know for sure that Maia's fucking someone. 791 00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:48,673 That sucks. 792 00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:50,008 How'd you find out? 793 00:41:50,092 --> 00:41:51,210 For real? 794 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,724 I looked at her GPS data through Heaven. 795 00:41:57,808 --> 00:42:01,394 She Ubered to a residential address on Saturday night, 796 00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:04,491 And didn't leave until Sunday morning. 797 00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:06,524 If you find a trail of gold, 798 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,360 You can't be sad when it runs out. 799 00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:10,112 Just be glad you got some gold. 800 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:18,286 - All of them? - Yes, all of them. 801 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:21,331 Everyone who reads it will know that we access users' messages, 802 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:22,624 cameras, contacts, GPS, 803 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,167 even after the app's been closed. 804 00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:27,045 The comments on this article are animated. 805 00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:29,339 Animated? I mean, they're inflamed. 806 00:42:29,423 --> 00:42:32,509 Okay, okay, we're gonna handle this directly, all right? 807 00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:34,612 We're gonna put out a release, talk about the context. 808 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,513 Of all of our data access permissions. 809 00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:40,392 - Apple just rejected the update. - Shit. Did Cue see the article? 810 00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:48,400 Eddy, what's up, man? 811 00:42:48,484 --> 00:42:51,194 Travis, your build breaks dozens of App Store rules. 812 00:42:51,278 --> 00:42:52,737 It's an abomination. 813 00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:55,073 Okay, look, I'm sure we can figure this out. 814 00:42:55,157 --> 00:42:57,701 User privacy is the goddamned first tenet of Apple. 815 00:42:57,785 --> 00:42:59,744 You're following your customers home. 816 00:42:59,828 --> 00:43:02,997 We have very legitimate reasons for why we access the data. 817 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,749 Change it, all of it, 818 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,227 if you want to stay in the App Store. 819 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,795 Otherwise, we will erase Uber. 820 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:14,134 You got it, Eddy. I'll fix it. 821 00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:20,432 I've never heard of Eddy Cue calling a CEO directly. 822 00:43:20,516 --> 00:43:22,934 Yeah. Fuck, that's scary. 823 00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:27,355 Our entire business depends on staying in the App Store. 824 00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,525 This is bad, Travis. I mean, this really is apocalyptic bad. 825 00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:32,587 Am I surrounded by a bunch of doomsday preppers now? 826 00:43:32,611 --> 00:43:34,339 - Is that what's happening? - Wait, wait, wait. 827 00:43:34,363 --> 00:43:36,281 If Apple wanted to execute us, 828 00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:39,284 Tim Cook would have called himself. 829 00:43:39,368 --> 00:43:41,619 We're one of the biggest apps of all time. 830 00:43:41,703 --> 00:43:44,247 That is true. 831 00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:46,249 And they know we know that. 832 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:47,959 It's a bluff. 833 00:43:49,253 --> 00:43:50,462 They're bluffing. 834 00:43:54,842 --> 00:43:56,694 Okay, but just because you know someone's bluffing, 835 00:43:56,718 --> 00:44:00,570 That doesn't mean it's your moment to make a stand. 836 00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:06,519 Change the app. We're gonna play by the rules. 837 00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:10,491 Do it now, fast. Thank you, everybody. 838 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,445 Good read. 839 00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:18,531 Where'd you get that, uh, that bit about bluffing? 840 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:19,783 Bill Gurley. 841 00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:23,210 Smart guy, right? 842 00:44:29,001 --> 00:44:32,170 Bill motherfucking Gurley. 843 00:44:35,591 --> 00:44:38,570 Will you get me a six-pack of Pacifico? 844 00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:54,025 What's up? 845 00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,528 - Olivia Lungociu. - Journalist at Madding Crowd 846 00:44:56,612 --> 00:44:57,797 just fucked us hard in her column. 847 00:44:57,821 --> 00:44:59,864 Open her up quick and quiet. 848 00:44:59,948 --> 00:45:02,367 She needs to be fucking neutralized. 849 00:45:02,451 --> 00:45:04,327 I'll see what I can find. 850 00:45:04,411 --> 00:45:08,090 The more personal, the better. 851 00:45:11,310 --> 00:45:13,920 Hey. 852 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:22,530 Travis said that you were upset the other night in L.A. 853 00:45:23,430 --> 00:45:25,974 Yeah, uh... 854 00:45:26,058 --> 00:45:29,394 I'm sorry. Like, I was drunk. 855 00:45:29,478 --> 00:45:31,210 So... 856 00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:38,862 But you went to our fucking boss? 857 00:45:38,946 --> 00:45:40,405 Like, I thought you had balls. 858 00:45:40,489 --> 00:45:42,574 I'm sorry, "balls"? 859 00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:46,130 You're employee number four. 860 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,163 Plus, I thought you were... 861 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,541 Down. 862 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,210 For fuck's sake. 863 00:46:09,059 --> 00:46:10,351 Hey, TK. 864 00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,979 - Yeah? - That thing we, uh, 865 00:46:13,063 --> 00:46:15,315 Talked about, the, uh, Gil situation. 866 00:46:15,399 --> 00:46:16,733 Yeah. 867 00:46:16,817 --> 00:46:18,693 You handled it, right? 868 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:20,820 Absolutely. Yeah, I told him to knock it off. 869 00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:24,032 And if he didn't, then I would punch his ticket out of here. 870 00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:27,226 And out of the whole legal profession. 871 00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:29,955 That's it? 872 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,250 What else? 873 00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:36,252 He's not gonna do it again. 874 00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,605 If he does, you just let me know. 875 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:39,756 Maybe that doesn't mean so much. 876 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,883 Coming from the Boober guy. 877 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:45,929 It's a persona. 878 00:46:46,013 --> 00:46:47,555 Why doesn't anybody understand this? 879 00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:49,807 Dean Martin drank milk. 880 00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:52,894 What? No, that was counter-spin. He had fucking liver failure. 881 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:56,481 Okay, look, I already have a girlfriend and a mom. 882 00:46:56,565 --> 00:46:58,232 And two publicists up my ass about this. 883 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:02,530 Can you not also try to climb in right now? 884 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,907 It's just kind of hard to do my job. 885 00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:08,284 When I'm surrounded by creeps. 886 00:47:08,368 --> 00:47:10,119 Look, you hire the asshole every time, 887 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:14,207 and then you let them do and say whatever the fuck they want, 888 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,102 and you're not the one who has to pay the price. 889 00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:17,877 - I am. - What would you like me to do? 890 00:47:17,961 --> 00:47:20,463 Fire him? 891 00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:22,340 Look, if I fired every asshole in here, 892 00:47:22,424 --> 00:47:25,210 There'd be no one left. 893 00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:28,388 How about this? 894 00:47:28,472 --> 00:47:32,475 How about we focus on what these assholes are helping us build, 895 00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:36,250 And why it takes assholes to get it done. 896 00:47:36,938 --> 00:47:39,107 The point-five percent that you own, 897 00:47:39,191 --> 00:47:44,770 That's gonna be worth tens of millions of dollars. 898 00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:51,620 Yeah. 899 00:48:02,798 --> 00:48:05,299 How did your meeting go? 900 00:48:08,804 --> 00:48:10,263 You got private eyes following me? 901 00:48:10,347 --> 00:48:11,889 Oh, you know this town. 902 00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:13,850 Nothing stays a secret for too long. 903 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:16,010 Or in this company, it seems. 904 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:23,026 Anyway, uh, it was a bit unexpected. 905 00:48:23,110 --> 00:48:26,362 He was insistent that I'd be joining you fellas personally. 906 00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:27,947 That was a term. 907 00:48:28,031 --> 00:48:29,615 Well, that would be ideal. 908 00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:31,344 The board could use a little less spinnaker, 909 00:48:31,368 --> 00:48:32,577 A little more rudder. 910 00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,621 What'd you tell him? 911 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:37,498 Same thing I'll be telling you. 912 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:38,750 I'm no bandleader. 913 00:48:38,834 --> 00:48:40,334 No. 914 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,378 And that's what we're counting on. 915 00:48:42,462 --> 00:48:44,649 You've always responded to good sense with good sense, David. 916 00:48:44,673 --> 00:48:47,175 And we would be expecting that to continue. 917 00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:49,343 You'd be joining at a crucial point. 918 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:54,850 We need to keep this unicorn from running right off a cliff. 919 00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:58,227 I'm throwing 89 mil into this thing, 920 00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:00,188 And you're telling me that's a possibility? 921 00:49:00,272 --> 00:49:02,106 No, no, look, it's just a question 922 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:03,626 of slowing the kid's roll a little bit, 923 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:06,652 Helping him grow into the leader he almost is. 924 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,071 Kid's cocky. 925 00:49:08,155 --> 00:49:10,615 He's, uh, flashy. 926 00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:12,742 He's brash. 927 00:49:12,826 --> 00:49:15,369 I think most of the greats have those characteristics. 928 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:16,621 Or did, at one point. 929 00:49:16,705 --> 00:49:18,247 Agreed. 930 00:49:18,331 --> 00:49:20,249 Travis has all the qualities. 931 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,752 Of an exceptional founder-slash-CEO. 932 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:24,837 But he thinks he's still killing giants. 933 00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:26,464 That's a good way to put it. 934 00:49:26,548 --> 00:49:29,258 Hell, you know how this goes, David. 935 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:34,050 Just trying to rein the kid in, that's all. 936 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,521 Shit. 937 00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:45,900 All right. 938 00:49:47,402 --> 00:49:49,445 I trust your take. How do we play it? 939 00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:53,199 We'll persuade Travis to add another board seat to your deal. 940 00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:55,952 And appoint someone you trust. 941 00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:59,831 That'll get us most of the way to control. 942 00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:07,422 How's it going? 943 00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:24,355 You know what? 944 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,023 Why don't you guys enjoy these? 945 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:27,776 I have no use for them anymore. 946 00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:34,824 Let me get back to you, Rich. 947 00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:36,993 I know you're not happy with me. 948 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:39,829 And how I'm running my company. 949 00:50:39,913 --> 00:50:41,553 Well, it's nothing that we can't talk out. 950 00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:43,207 Yeah, that's what I thought at first. 951 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,667 And I came here to make peace. 952 00:50:44,751 --> 00:50:46,544 But you know what? I have an offer instead. 953 00:50:46,628 --> 00:50:48,379 I'll buy back all of your shares, 954 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,506 market value, $300 million, 955 00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:53,210 And you can walk away. 956 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:56,179 That's not what I do. 957 00:50:57,973 --> 00:51:01,100 I build great companies. Companies that change the world. 958 00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:03,477 I don't take the money and run, Travis. 959 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,939 I'm the guy that stays. 960 00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:09,567 So it's come to this? 961 00:51:09,651 --> 00:51:12,695 For Christ's sake, it doesn't have to. 962 00:51:12,779 --> 00:51:15,907 Listen, your drivers are miserable. 963 00:51:15,991 --> 00:51:18,576 And if you won't listen to me, why don't you listen to them? 964 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,745 And if this trajectory continues, 965 00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:22,580 People will stop getting into Ubers. 966 00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:25,833 Aw, just like they're gonna stop shopping at Walmart. 967 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,919 And stop eating at McDonald's? 968 00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:29,647 Everyone knows those are shitheel companies. 969 00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:31,422 No one gives a solitary fuck, 970 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:33,776 Because the merch is dirt cheap, and the fries taste delicious. 971 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,927 We consume what we want, 972 00:51:36,011 --> 00:51:38,930 And our brains figure out a way to justify it later. 973 00:51:39,014 --> 00:51:40,973 And that's why the end of a drunk night out, 974 00:51:41,057 --> 00:51:42,725 or when you're running late for work, 975 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:44,268 or just because it's fucking raining, 976 00:51:44,352 --> 00:51:46,163 people are gonna keep pulling out their phones. 977 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:50,730 And ordering an Uber without giving it a second thought. 978 00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:55,738 Relying on people's worst, 979 00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:57,573 most base instincts. 980 00:51:57,657 --> 00:52:00,159 Is not a way to change the world. 981 00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:02,620 And the board agrees with me on that. 982 00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:04,664 The majority, anyway. 983 00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:08,730 Which is enough for me to get that vote tomorrow night... 984 00:52:09,461 --> 00:52:11,087 And every vote after that. 985 00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:13,381 I wouldn't rely on that. 986 00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:18,029 By the way, we both know why you don't want to walk away for 300, 987 00:52:18,053 --> 00:52:19,613 And it's not high-fucking-minded either. 988 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:21,305 It's because you know that if you stay, 989 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:24,010 Your piece is gonna be worth billions. 990 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,042 Travis. 991 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:51,711 They can't fire me, 992 00:52:51,795 --> 00:52:53,379 But they can sure as hell fuck with me. 993 00:52:53,463 --> 00:52:55,210 I need your advice. 994 00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:57,675 No. 995 00:52:57,759 --> 00:52:59,385 You can't hear my advice like this. 996 00:52:59,469 --> 00:53:01,512 We need to get you centered. 997 00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:03,210 Come. 998 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,860 I'm not supposed to do this, 999 00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:20,010 But I'm going to give you a mantra. 1000 00:53:39,551 --> 00:53:41,344 Close your eyes. 1001 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:54,210 Let mantra roll around in your brain. 1002 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,658 Let yourself go deeper. 1003 00:54:14,711 --> 00:54:18,810 - Thank you. - Now, you're ready. 1004 00:54:19,591 --> 00:54:21,259 Let's talk. 1005 00:54:24,345 --> 00:54:27,098 Mm, see, there's a thing... 1006 00:54:27,182 --> 00:54:30,101 Uh, darling, please sit. 1007 00:54:30,185 --> 00:54:32,603 I can't have you choking. 1008 00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:33,813 Sorry. 1009 00:54:35,857 --> 00:54:38,442 Napkin. 1010 00:54:38,526 --> 00:54:40,277 This is what I need on my board. 1011 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,071 I need someone who knows when I'm hungry. 1012 00:54:42,155 --> 00:54:44,031 And when I need to breathe, like you. 1013 00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:46,010 You know what I mean? Everyone else, they're just... 1014 00:54:46,034 --> 00:54:47,785 They're out for themselves. 1015 00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:49,912 You added someone to the board, and he's gone rogue? 1016 00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:51,580 Yes. Exactly. David Bonderman. 1017 00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:53,582 Ah, big player. 1018 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,126 Strong ally. 1019 00:54:55,210 --> 00:54:57,086 Difficult opponent. 1020 00:54:57,170 --> 00:54:59,422 Exactly, right? So he's coming in with money. 1021 00:54:59,506 --> 00:55:01,507 But he met with Drummond and Gurley. 1022 00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:03,300 Right after we pitched him. 1023 00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:05,428 Then he sends me this email asking for another seat. 1024 00:55:05,512 --> 00:55:07,304 Says his money is contingent on that. 1025 00:55:07,388 --> 00:55:09,056 I thought he was just being aggressive, 1026 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,076 But now I know Gurley is trying to use him against me. 1027 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:12,393 I got to ditch the whole deal. 1028 00:55:12,477 --> 00:55:14,145 - The deal isn't closed? - No. 1029 00:55:14,229 --> 00:55:16,189 Not until tomorrow. I mean, the board votes on it. 1030 00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:17,857 Don't ditch the deal. 1031 00:55:17,941 --> 00:55:19,817 Leave Bonderman on. 1032 00:55:21,945 --> 00:55:23,210 I have an idea. 1033 00:55:41,256 --> 00:55:43,507 I'm taking the team out for drinks tonight. 1034 00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:45,092 Come with us. 1035 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:47,011 I'll probably just go home. 1036 00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:51,265 It's kind of more like a team meeting. 1037 00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:55,019 You know, we'll probably talk upcoming projects. 1038 00:55:55,103 --> 00:55:58,210 I wouldn't want to miss it if I were you. 1039 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,793 I could use a friend. 1040 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:23,380 Okay, that's an awkward thing to say, and we barely... 1041 00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:25,174 - But, yeah, I could. - Of course. 1042 00:56:25,258 --> 00:56:27,760 Yes, I-I get it. What's up? 1043 00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:33,599 Something uncomfortable happened with my team leader. 1044 00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:35,184 On my first day. 1045 00:56:35,268 --> 00:56:37,394 I reported it to HR, 1046 00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:42,850 But she told me I either had to suck it up or switch teams. 1047 00:56:46,654 --> 00:56:49,210 Switch teams. 1048 00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:53,210 Shit. 1049 00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:56,539 I love this work. 1050 00:56:56,623 --> 00:56:59,708 Plus, then, like, I'm the one being punished. 1051 00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:04,250 For the shit he did. His misconduct. 1052 00:57:05,298 --> 00:57:06,966 I feel for you, I do. 1053 00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,467 And I... 1054 00:57:08,551 --> 00:57:10,094 I fucking relate. 1055 00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,210 The situation sucks. 1056 00:57:15,892 --> 00:57:19,019 But you chose Uber, not the ACLU. 1057 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:21,104 And we basically signed up. 1058 00:57:21,189 --> 00:57:22,815 To work in the middle of Mardi Gras. 1059 00:57:22,899 --> 00:57:25,568 We're not gonna show our tits for a bunch of beads, 1060 00:57:25,652 --> 00:57:30,810 But, you know, there's nothing we can do to stop the parade. 1061 00:58:02,897 --> 00:58:04,148 What if I were to tell you 1062 00:58:04,232 --> 00:58:07,484 to not completely kill the old build, 1063 00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:10,362 But to leave it working underneath the new build? 1064 00:58:10,446 --> 00:58:12,948 And somehow, like, make it undetectable. 1065 00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:15,210 You mean... 1066 00:58:16,703 --> 00:58:17,995 How would you do it? 1067 00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:19,830 Uh, I... 1068 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:24,290 I would set up a geofence around Apple HQ. 1069 00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:30,466 So anyone looking at Uber's app from Cupertino. 1070 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:32,760 Won't be able to see the privacy-violating code. 1071 00:58:37,432 --> 00:58:40,450 It would look something like this. 1072 00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,398 But outside the geofence? 1073 00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,150 We're still collecting the user data. 1074 00:58:48,234 --> 00:58:50,319 Wow. That's a fucking good idea. 1075 00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,324 Do it. 1076 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:57,201 Do it quickly and alone. 1077 00:58:57,285 --> 00:59:00,850 That is the build we're resubmitting to Eddy Cue. 1078 00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:20,015 All right, couple of announcements. 1079 00:59:20,099 --> 00:59:21,452 Before we get to scheduled matters. 1080 00:59:21,476 --> 00:59:23,268 Number one, I fully expect our build. 1081 00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:26,188 To be approved by the App Store today. 1082 00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:29,274 We have made sure that there are no violations of policy, 1083 00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:31,026 No intrusions of privacy. 1084 00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:32,820 None. 1085 00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:34,571 Privacy breaches have been removed. 1086 00:59:34,655 --> 00:59:36,300 Not accessing cameras, locations or contacts. 1087 00:59:36,324 --> 00:59:39,868 Good. As it should be. Approved. 1088 00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:41,161 Excellent. 1089 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:42,746 Yep, just got the news. 1090 00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:44,873 So if you want, you can check your phones. 1091 00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:47,209 The build is live. It should be on there. 1092 00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:56,468 Number two, I am directing resources. 1093 00:59:56,552 --> 00:59:58,429 Towards autonomous vehicles. 1094 00:59:58,513 --> 01:00:03,767 And I believe I've aligned on a great engineer to head that up. 1095 01:00:05,603 --> 01:00:08,530 I just sent Google my resignation letter. 1096 01:00:10,858 --> 01:00:13,110 My 20 best techs are fucking leaving with me. 1097 01:00:13,194 --> 01:00:14,945 Fuck, yes, dude. Okay... 1098 01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:18,170 We wait for the right time, not too long. 1099 01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,210 Then we acquire you. 1100 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:25,289 Larry and Sergey are gonna shit themselves. 1101 01:00:25,373 --> 01:00:27,541 Larry and Sergey are gonna shit themselves. 1102 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,293 More on that later, 1103 01:00:29,377 --> 01:00:31,086 but I think it'll go a long way. 1104 01:00:31,170 --> 01:00:34,131 To rendering our current tipping discussion irrelevant. 1105 01:00:34,215 --> 01:00:36,133 Well, and we will have that discussion. 1106 01:00:36,217 --> 01:00:39,762 Long way from ideating to driverless cars. 1107 01:00:39,846 --> 01:00:42,473 To that end, uh... 1108 01:00:42,557 --> 01:00:44,683 the first real order of business tonight 1109 01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:49,104 is a vote on bringing in TPG as a Series C investor, 1110 01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:51,982 which will also allow Mr. David Bonderman. 1111 01:00:52,066 --> 01:00:53,317 A seat on the board. 1112 01:00:53,401 --> 01:00:55,194 TPG will also get a second board seat. 1113 01:00:55,278 --> 01:00:57,654 To be appointed by Travis and me. 1114 01:00:57,738 --> 01:00:59,210 All in favor? 1115 01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:02,117 Yeah. 1116 01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:05,210 Welcome aboard, Bondo. 1117 01:01:06,873 --> 01:01:09,500 David, might you be thinking about anyone in particular. 1118 01:01:09,584 --> 01:01:10,834 For that second seat? 1119 01:01:10,918 --> 01:01:13,337 Oh, David and I, 1120 01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:16,410 We've already decided on the second seat. 1121 01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:21,345 Why don't you meet our newest board member. 1122 01:01:32,273 --> 01:01:35,210 David! 1123 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:42,158 Lovely to see you again, Arianna. 1124 01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:49,039 No one's smarter or more attuned to the moods of the populace. 1125 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:50,582 At a given time. 1126 01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,876 It's like she's psychic. 1127 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,045 Plus, this little girl right here. 1128 01:01:55,129 --> 01:01:57,840 Makes one mean Greek omelet. 1129 01:01:57,924 --> 01:02:00,884 Hmm. I am thrilled by Uber's potential 1130 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:03,220 to make the world a better place, 1131 01:02:03,304 --> 01:02:05,639 And to support Travis's vision in doing it. 1132 01:02:05,723 --> 01:02:07,850 Thank you, Arianna. 1133 01:02:07,934 --> 01:02:11,019 So now I have full confidence in this board's ability. 1134 01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:15,858 To decide what's best for Uber. 1135 01:02:15,942 --> 01:02:20,530 Should we, uh, have that vote on tipping now, Billy? 1136 01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:29,830 Withdrawn. 1137 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:36,128 House of Jealous Lovers. 1138 01:02:40,967 --> 01:02:45,262 You aren't just a boss, you are a motherfucking boss! 1139 01:02:45,346 --> 01:02:47,264 You did it! 1140 01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,640 Family business! 1141 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:49,933 Settled! 1142 01:02:51,686 --> 01:02:54,396 Hey, yo, where's Gabi? 1143 01:02:57,024 --> 01:02:59,484 Fuck it. Let's just go out. 1144 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:01,672 Get some Ubers, let's go to a club of the adult variety. 1145 01:03:01,696 --> 01:03:03,864 - Oh, Gold Club! - Gold Club! 1146 01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:06,199 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1147 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:08,952 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1148 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:12,956 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1149 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,959 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1150 01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:19,450 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1151 01:04:11,202 --> 01:04:13,392 What the fuck? 1152 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,733 Yeah, you get fucked up. 1153 01:04:21,817 --> 01:04:23,068 All right. 1154 01:04:23,152 --> 01:04:25,210 We can make it. 1155 01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:27,948 Ready? 1156 01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:31,210 Yo, man. 1157 01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:45,674 I know who you are. 1158 01:04:45,758 --> 01:04:47,050 I'm me, man. 1159 01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:49,970 Thanks for all you do, brother. 1160 01:04:57,436 --> 01:04:59,730 Eddy? Eddy... 1161 01:04:59,814 --> 01:05:04,530 This is a screenshot of their actual build. 1162 01:05:12,026 --> 01:05:14,911 Tim, you're not gonna believe the shit. 1163 01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:16,245 Uber's trying to pull.